When I see Schapelle Corby, all I see is a stupid bogan who may or may not have caught doing something stupid in the happy holiday place bogans love to go, namely Bali.
(Such a shame it wasn’t Bougainville Island. How perfect would that have been?)
*cue howls of disapproval, anger and outrage*
Ok, I used the “B” word, but whether you like it or not, she is also a convicted drug trafficker. A BOGAN drug trafficker.
Aside from both these things, she’s also a human being, and for that reason I hope that she gets all the things that every human being should be entitled too.
Proper legal representation, adequate care, medical whatever and stuff and things.
As an Australian overseas, if there has been some great injustice perpetrated against her, I’m happy to read about it in the news. Very occasionally. I’ll take an interest, and I do want her home safely. I care about her as much as I care about anyone I don’t know, and who’s done nothing to make society better and adds very little to anything by their existence.
Is she a philosopher, politician, artist, musician, scientist or intellectual of note? Is she saying or doing anything that is going to deepen my understanding of anything?
No, she’s not.
So in all honesty, I don’t want to hear about her.
She may or may not be a perfectly nice person. Whatevs.
To me she is just one of a million others who have terrible lives but who don’t make the papers nearly every day.
And the one thing that certainly does not affect how much I care about her is how attractive she is… and yet from what I can see, her supposed attractiveness is what gets her so much media attention.
(It may also be that the reason so many seem to care so much about Corby is that Australia is full of passably attractive bogan women – the whole ‘it could have been me’ phenomenon.
Well, to avoid that happening to you, take care not to pack your luggage full of drugs, or let a close family member with a history of drug trafficking pack your bags for you. (not alleging anything, just offering some worldly travel advice…)
Another thing I do not care about is her every move. If you do, you’re an idiot. Stop it. Please. You’re acting sub-human. Do you realise that she probably dieted while in jail because she knew that people back home would care less if she became less attractive?
I believe you could draw a graph and plot age, attractiveness, skin colour and nationality and compare them to distance from Australia and work out how much we care.
You’re a white blonde Australian girl child in trouble? We care wherever you are. Of course we do.
You’re a white blonde Australian woman? Probably draw a line beyond Asia. After Asia, we’re going to struggle to take an interest.
You’re neither white, blonde or Australian? We don’t care. Even if you’re in Australia.
So, do you know who falls for all this subtle geography based, compassion racism?
You want to stop being stupid? It’s easy. Read a bit. Pay attention. Start asking ‘why’ a lot more. Then you’ll be thinking, as you’re reading, “Why do I care so much about this?”
When you realise how pointless the answer to that question is, you’ll eventually stop caring so much.
I realise by writing this article, I may be contributing to the problem. (doh.)
Ah well. I am being quite critical, so hopefully I’m helping to steer the ship called society in a slightly different direction.
Or maybe only the people who agree with me will read this, and those that don’t won’t, and all I’ve done is upset some trolls. As with most things I write.
Look, I don’t hate Schapelle Corby.
I just hate that we live in a society where people care so much.
The Kardashians though, they can all go get jailed for life for being the most ridiculous group of wannabe nobody’s ever on the planet, and when they’re in jail get put in the same cell as some hardened criminal chick who will show them a bit about what life is really like.
That’s one episode I’d watch.