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Understanding women made easy…from a 12-year-old

An astute 12-year-old boy simplifies the age-old question of how to go about understanding women – and pretty much gets it right…


Understanding the opposite sex can be totally overwhelming, and leave you bankrupt and crying.

That could just be me.

But generally, it’s hard, which is why so many books on the matter have been written and sold.

John Gray famously published Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, claiming women “are afraid of not being supported, thus unknowingly pushes away the support she needs,” while men “are motivated when they feel needed.” John also said that,“When a man can listen to a woman’s feelings without getting angry and frustrated, he gives her a wonderful gift. He makes it safe for her to express herself. The more she is able to express herself, the more she feels heard and understood, and the more she is able to give a man the loving trust, acceptance, appreciation, admiration, approval, and encouragement that he needs.”

Literature has spent centuries retelling love stories, broken hearts and romantic tales that leave most of us aggressive, compromised and bitter. Tinder is now helping us simplify the “hunting” process but if you check out Amazon and type in “understanding women” 39,465 results come up. It seems that not only are we desperate to get understanding, we are also willing to pay any price via monetary outlay (the book’s RRP) and with our time (who wants to read that much on feelings?)

AskMen.com even promises to help you “understand her mind, get her body”…

Googling the term “understanding women” returns 607,000,000 results.

You have to be fairly committed to this education.

All of that is boring and convoluted.

So, 12-year-old “Clem,” who claims to be a “best selling author,” decided to help all us silly adults out with a succinct and concise formula for understanding women. Clem has recently release a three-page book that anyone has the time to read titled “How to understand women.”


His advice?

You can’t. The end.


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