Ever left your partner stranded in the husband chair? Well, this is what it looks like.
Sad to say, but David Attenborough is getting long in the tooth. But fear not, for when the mantle is to be passed, we should look to the great work of Instagram nature documentarian @miserable_men, who earnestly captures the plight of the poor husbands/baes/boyfriends orphaned in the harsh shopping centre ecosystem.
Hyperbole aside, the Husband Chair sucks. It’s a soulless place. A timeless void where hope comes to die.
Vale this lot:
We’ll close on this note, but if you want to feel what he felt, play this song while you gaze upon his hopeless dull eyes.