Kate Turner

About Kate Turner

Kate Turner is a writer, who likes to delve into the psyche of human behaviour and all of its deliciousness.

The Blurst of Reddit: Vindictive grans, abject rejection and #SteveBuscemiForMaryPoppins

Approx Reading Time-10Reddit is that kebab van you cross paths with at 3am. You know you shouldn’t, but…

 

What sex sounds like (spoiler alert: you).

Sex tourism. Pleh. Actually, this would work on me. Who doesn’t want to go somewhere where the sound of their voice sends people into a gushquake. Just by the by, I always wonder what our accents sound like to foreigners. Ever do that thing where you try and just listen to tones and sounds and cut out the words?

Well, we do it here in Australia and we sound ridiculous. And that’s why I love us.

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Thanks, Grandma.

If you’ve watched The Visitor (or any film with some mentally deranged elderly person), you’ll identify there is something peculiar about this particular gran. I don’t buy her “oh whoops, that shouldn’t have happened” hand gesture at the end.

I bet she’s been planning this all year.

The time came to make the cake and the glee on her face had this kid a tad nervous. Just see his nervous laugh after the incident, he knows what’s up.

Respect.

 

This Katie doesn’t mess about. I like her already.

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Let’s try to caption this owl Gif

My attempt:

“After agreeing to accompany the children home, Nelly the owl soon realised that she had in fact joined a cult. #shit!”

(“Fifteen seconds into last train home and chill, and he gives you this look” – Ed)

Yes, you can say I drink coffee

 

Toilet paper, a serious issue? Or people with too much time to think about shit?

I gotta say, one thing I hate more in life is toilet paper talk. “Katie, do you fold, roll or scrunch?” My response is, do you really want to know how I go to the toilet? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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We need to start a petition for this! I would die happy. #SteveBuscemiForMaryPoppins

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Finally, the truth is revealed

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