Finally, the social address we all find ourselves in, The Friendzone, has a logo. Just like Batman. Thank you, Reddit.
Ah, don’t we live in such a glorious time? What we get away with via the net is incredible, and when I say “we”, I mean the trolling, fucked up people who have no lives and only feel any kind of emotion through the act of bullying strangers they will probably never meet in person! Yeah, I’m talking about you lot!
All the comments of go “kill yo-self” and the “you ugly”; what the hell, man? Didn’t your mother smack you hard enough in the day when your mother could discipline you with a smack to the behind without being pinned to social media and in turn being told by some noob who wasn’t disciplined as a child to go “kill yo-self!”?
Ah, the circle of life.
The parrot, the dancefloor wingman to rule them all.
The official friendzone logo
We finally have it, with a thumbs up and a half heart hand gesture we have the official friendzone logo. A new subtle way to show how you feel about your crush/friend/person you only see as a brother of sister, without having to voice it. And to all the brothers and sisters who have felt the pain of being friendzoned, we salute you. You had the guts to mildly attempt to show your feelings to your friend and ultimately got shunned. Ouch but kudos to you #Demshunnedfeels
Puppies waking up their owners
Who needs an alarm system when you have dogs? They’re kind of like children, as in, you’ll never get time to yourself ever again. Jokes, I would never compare an adorable dog to a spawn of Satan. They’re too cute and only want to hang with you all day. But if you thought you’d get to have a full night’s sleep when you own one or more, forget it. “Why not just shut your bedroom door?” you may ask. Well, that just makes it a challenge they have to conquer. First they’ll sit there and scratch the door, then they’ll bark, then they’ll back up and take a flying leap at the door, over and over, and over, and over. Then they’ll cry and you’ll feel like a monster. You’ll ultimately open the door, they’ll run in jump on your bed, rip all the blankets off and stare at you with crazed ADD eyes.
God, I love them!
When your cockiness comes back to bite you.
’Til next week!