You all loved the first instalment, so our own comedic Lou Bega is back with more of the same. Oh, Europeans. You so crazy.
The greatest thing about bringing to a joke into this world is that you can place both hands firmly around its throat and shake the life out of it. What? Don’t judge me. I own it. It’s mine. That being said, I’m projecting. Things have been subsequently less fun since I returned home, so consider this my overshare of holiday snapshots from places you didn’t visit.
Did I tell you what I got up to in Europe?
Sam Blacker understands. But, don’t mistake that for an endorsement of your faults, or to enable a date. Seriously, don’t. As one of the middle children of history, he’ll be regularly releasing “life hacks” for those who have given up on life. Because he’s a sadist. And he’s stuck here in perpetuity for a crime he’s committed in a past life.
If you’d like to follow the abject insanity of this cretin, you can find him over on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/samblackerpage/.