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While you were asleep: Weinstein to turn himself in, MH17 felled by Russia, Ronaldinho scores a brace

Friday. Hooray. It seems this morning that Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in, MH17 was felled by the Russians and Ronaldinho hopes to marry two women…at the same time. Ok.

 

 

Weinstein to turn himself over to the waiting arms of the law.

Let’s start with the most sweeping news of the morning, as the eroded Hollywood pillar, Harvey Weinstein is apparently set to turn himself into police regarding the Everest of sexual misconduct charges heaped against him. While both his spokesman and lawyer declined the comment, the facts remain – tomorrow is the day.

 

 

According to numerous reports, Weinstein is expected to be arrested and charged following a months-long investigation, steered by the Manhattan district attorney’s office.

More than 70 women have accused him of misconduct including rape, allegations which became the genesis of the #MeToo movement. Weinstein has denied having non-consensual sex with anyone.

Expect to know more when we do.

 

Investigators believe that the missile that felled MH17 originated from a Russian military base.

The plot involving MH17, the passenger liner that was shot down over the Ukraine has thickened this morning, as a coalition of investigators believe that the author of the missile was actually Russian. Now, this matters, as previously, it was either blamed on the Ukrainians (Putin), Pro-Russian Separatists (The Media), however, this morning, investigators believe that it came from a system belonging to the 53rd Anti-Aircraft Rocket Brigade, based in Kursk, a collective of soldiers, actively employed by the Russian government.

 

 

 

 

Ronaldinho decides to marry two women at once, because Ronaldinho.

Ronaldinho Gaucho is a golden god in the land of football, noted for his inhumane ball control and his ability to score from places that we mere mortals dare not consider. He plays beautifully. Ole. However, Dinho has always been an artist who lives his art, also preferring to score in nightclubs, and navigate the tight angles of possibility around your marital vows. He’s a man perpetually lashed to a samba beat, a cup of cachaça and the upper inner thighs of life. He’s just kind of magic.

However, with the great man retiring earlier in the year, it would unreasonable to expect that he’d just dam the flow of his conditioning. So, apparently, he’s doing the following, which is certainly a very Ronaldinho thing to do, and I ain’t even mad.

 

 

You do you, ‘Dinho.

 

 

 

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