Queen offers statement, allows Harry and Meghan to move out

In a rare public statement, the Queen has okayed the wishes of Harry and Meghan, thereby enabling yet another awkward British exit.

 

 

Well, the other well-heeled shoe has dropped, as Queen Liz has publically offered her blessing to Harry and Meghan ditching royal duties, paving to way for the colloquial “Megxit”.

In a public statement, which has the tone of parental disappointment over anger, the Queen noted that:

“Today my family had very constructive discussions on the future of my grandson and his family.

“My family and I are entirely supportive of Harry and Meghan’s desire to create a new life as a young family. Although we would have preferred them to remain full-time working members of the royal family, we respect and understand their wish to live a more independent life as a family while remaining a valued part of my family”.

“Harry and Meghan have made clear that they do not want to be reliant on public funds in their new lives.

“It has therefore been agreed that there will be a period of transition in which the Sussexes will spend time in Canada and the UK.

“These are complex matters for my family to resolve, and there is some more work to be done, but I have asked for final decisions to be reached in the coming days”.

Royal pedants quickly noted that the two miscreants were called by their first name, perhaps suggesting that they will rejoin the world with their regular names, sans title.

 

Royal pedants quickly noted that the two miscreants were called by their first name, perhaps suggesting that they will rejoin the world with their regular names, sans title.

 

Prior to the meeting, William and Harry, perhaps for the last time, joined arms and bashed the British tabloids that suggested the relationship was on the wane.

According to a source published in The Times, “William was insufficiently welcoming to Meghan when she first started dating Harry…William’s attitude resulted from the competitive nature of his relationship with his younger brother.”

The pair called the musings of the source “offensive and potentially harmful”, and via a statement through their respective offices, said: “Despite clear denials, a false story ran in a UK newspaper today speculating about the relationship between the Duke of Sussex and the Duke of Cambridge”.

Speaking of offices, one can only speculate what Harry will do. I mean, would you hire a chap with zero experience, no university degree and a spot of military service? I certainly think not.

 

 

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