Donald Trump may be leaving office as the most unpopular president ever, but the coronavirus still loves him.



President Donald Trump reportedly had his highest approval rating among the coronavirus, according to the latest poll released just prior to his scheduled exit from the White House later today.

With daily cases in the US topping 140,000, coronavirus has a lot to be happy about.

“Without the help of President Trump, none of this would be possible,” said the coronavirus.

Whether this would suggest that he has the backing of enough of the virus to run again in 2024 is a matter of debate. Nevertheless, the coronavirus took the praise further, noting that: “From the very beginning, the president has been nothing short of amazing: calling us a hoax, not taking us seriously, encouraging people to go out and restart the economy, not providing masks and PPE for frontline workers, I could on and on. It’s truly been a blessing for us to have him in power.”

Trump himself bragged about it on Twitter:


Source: Twitter (sort of)


President Trump, his supporters, and Coronavirus are reminding people that this is all a hoax and to go about your daily business mask-free. Others however are being less woke and more cautious: “This is a very serious threat and risk to the health of every American,” said Pharma Shill Dr David Branch. “We encourage everyone to social distance, wash your hands frequently and only go out if necessary. If you do go out, please remember to wear a mask and social distance while out.”




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