“If it doesn’t work, at least we tried.” In an effort to bring peace to their relationship, local couple decides to introduce a baby into the equation.
In an effort to help those truly in need, Centrelink has announced a new welfare package will be introduced to assist those who failed to influence Instagram.
Panicked cocaine enthusiasts are fleeing for the indoors as this afternoon’s predicted dust storm blows its way into Sydney.
In a far-encompassing social study, it seems that those who wear large logo polo shirts are not necessarily rich. Scandal.
One innocent Movember participant was taken in by the police over the weekend, primarily on the basis of looking more than a bit suss.