Prince Charles “fine” with being separate from the rest of the UK
Despite contracting the coronavirus, Prince Charles has promised the UK that he’ll be able to handle a strict barrier between him and the rest of the populace.
Dutton sent to Christmas Island after contracting coronavirus
Things have taken a strange turn for Peter Dutton, as the Minister of Home Affairs is on his way to Christmas Island after contracting the coronavirus.
Actor deprograms member of notorious british cult
For a hundred years, few have been able to escape the notorious cult of Windsor. However, a woman named Meghan has changed all that.
Queen restores absolute monarchy after Tories sweep exit polls
In an extraordinary move, Queen Elizabeth II has returned herself to power after “having enough” of Brexit.
Morrison: “Only 11,568 more thoughts and prayers needed to stop bushfires”
With the catastrophic fires drawing closer to Sydney, Scott Morrison has announced some timely news.
