The nation has had enough of Scott Morrison inflaming China, begging the People’s Republic to pick him up immediately.
Thanks to the findings of a recent study, those men rate themselves a ‘solid seven’ a barely a five.
This morning, Morrison employed Guy Sebastian to add credibility to his policy. Not to be outdone, the ALP has rolled out their new hire.
Despite contracting the coronavirus, Prince Charles has promised the UK that he’ll be able to handle a strict barrier between him and the rest of the populace.
Things have taken a strange turn for Peter Dutton, as the Minister of Home Affairs is on his way to Christmas Island after contracting the coronavirus.