Morrison: “Only 11,568 more thoughts and prayers needed to stop bushfires”
With the catastrophic fires drawing closer to Sydney, Scott Morrison has announced some timely news.
Defeated at Uluru, Pauline vows to keep Antarctica white
Pauline Hanson may have failed to keep Uluru open to white tourism, but she’s quickly found another axe to grind.
Media companies that hold government fundraisers call for press freedom
Today, our newspapers proudly took a stand against a government-controlled press. Which works, if you happen to ignore the last five years.
Bush waterboards Ellen on her show to prove he’s harmless
In an effort to prove to everyone that George Bush is fine, Ellen DeGeneres welcomed him on her show to demonstrate his party trick.
‘Super spy’ Alexander Downer named as new 007
After baiting the FBI into the White House, and drawing the ire of Donald Trump, Hollywood has come knocking for Alexander Downer.