After baiting the FBI into the White House, and drawing the ire of Donald Trump, Hollywood has come knocking for Alexander Downer.
Soon after being told by a court to pay his workers, Clive Palmer has announced a new business venture, buying the Belfast dock that built the Titanic.
After Centrelink pursued the debt of a dead person, they’ve since decided to hire psychic mediums to chase outstanding debts beyond the grave.
According to a deep study of hard conclusions, scientists believe that sex is the reason why the globe has warmed considerably.
Emboldened by tragedy, Australia’s premier industrialist has vowed to restore the Big Brother house to “her former glory”.