In this week’s Burgers I’ve Burgled, I prove my commitment to the craft. Here is what passed my fancy, and then my lips this week…
Burgers I’ve burgled: Burgers are a hell of a drug
As it is in life, it is in burgers. In this week’s #BurgersI’veBurgled, our hero asks the big questions: Can you be happy with basic? Will less be more satisfying?
Burgers I’ve burgled: There’s no place like home…unfortunately
Since his last update in the #BurgersI’veBurgled series, our hero, no longer on holidays, is dealing with stupid reality by bludgeoning his senses…with burgers. Hooray!
Burgers I’ve burgled: A trip to Bali with my belly
While I’ve traded the backdrop of stupidly sunny Sydney for stupidly sunny Bali, the same cannot be said for my eating habits. Yes, I have very few interests. Come at me, Bali burgers
Burgers I’ve burgled: My trip to the nation’s capital…of taste!
What a trip. I didn’t go anywhere special, just further down the rabbit hole of burgers and deep regret. Come along, the wallpaper tastes like…cholesterol.
Burgers I’ve burgled: Superbowel Week
All those burgers I’ve eaten. All those missed social engagements, all those squandered paycheques. Meh. Have done, will do again. House, schmouse.
Burgers I’ve burgled: New year, old me
Well, one year closer to the grave and no wiser, but more burgers. Welcome back to the first mortal jaunt of 2017. Well, less of a jaunt, and more a slow wobble, desperately short of breath.
Burgers I’ve burgled VII: Christmastime is here, and I’m broke
The man made entirely of grease, destitution and juvenile comedy returns with his latest Burgers I’ve Burgled, which neatly doubles as the reason he won’t live to see 40.
Burgers I’ve burgled – Part VI: Return of the love handle
In this week’s Burgers I’ve Burgled, we watch as the heavyweight gets even heavier. Round six. This staying power defies logic. And healthy eating guidelines.
Burgers I’ve burgled – Part V: The regret strikes back
There’s a famous old quote: Find what you love and let it kill you. In part five of Burgers I’ve Burgled, you can see a man actually put the saying into practice.
10 things I know: A listicle to the kid I’m not going to have
As I’m the wrong side of thirty, I thought it best to pass on my knowledge. In listicle form, of course, because who has the time to read?
Burgers I’ve burgled – Part IV: A nope of hope
In part four of Burgers I’ve Burgled, our favourite self-loathing, burger-gorging man-child returns with yet more evidence that he won’t live to see 40.
Burgers I’ve burgled – Part tres: Make the pain stop
Not that we condone this sort of behaviour, but welcome to part three of Burgers I’ve Burgled: one man’s search for love in a burger wrapper. Kayne loves burgers. They don’t love him back.
Burgers I’ve burgled – Part deux: Don’t envy me
Welcome back to Burgers I’ve Burgled, the very public funeral of burger addict, Kayne Taylor, in which he walks us through the best burgers that killed him. RIP.
Burgers I’ve burgled – Part uno: Don’t judge me
We’re all about exploiting addicts, so we’ve roped in Kayne, who has a burger problem, to exhibit the best burgers in Sydney. (And PS: he’s thin; yes, please hate him.)
