Let me tell you about an unforgettable night I spent with my husband. It was he and I, sans trousers, sans inhibitions, sans stomach lining.
Officially, Nude Gardening Day has come and gone, however, I will say that the sentiment should be carried on throughout the year. Get it all out, who cares? I dig it.
In celebration of yesterday’s International Day of the Emoji, I ask us to all come together and ban it. For our children will surely judge us.
Wow. Ubermensch Justin Trudeau has exceeded himself. Again. But you know what, enough already. No-one’s impressed.
It took one internet video to realise the awesome everyday possibilities and bright future of vaginal weightlifting. Hi-ya!