A list of things I routinely pretend to have read
I may not have read many things, but at least the list I’ve pretended to have read is far longer. Come now, and don’t judge…I’ve already taken care of that.
Five participation trophies for unacknowledged boomers
To boomers, millennials have been spoiled by unearned acknowledgement. To set that right, here are some participation trophies they’ve absolutely earned.
Eight ways to admit you didn’t do your research
In the modern age, we often don’t have time to enter discussions armed with previous research. If you’re caught out, here’s how to mention that fact gracefully.
Ten ways to intellectually escape conversations you don’t understand
As someone of limited intellect and fragile ego, I’ve developed ten key methods to escape debates well above my station.
Gluten: The punishing regime I toil under
As it turns out, I’m a victim of gluten. While it has ruined my gut, can I actively push back against my oppressor?
