A list of things I routinely pretend to have read
I may not have read many things, but at least the list I’ve pretended to have read is far longer. Come now, and don’t judge…I’ve already taken care of that.
Gluten: The totalitarian regime I toil under
As it turns out, I’m a victim of gluten. While it has ruined my gut, can I blame it for everything else? Did all my relationships fail because of my glazed over post-pasta indifference?
I have a foolproof way to identify fake news, I call it the “Dave Test”
Fake news, alt-facts and doublespeak is here to stay. Fortunately, I’ve developed a failproof method to debunk it. The Dave test.
Five ways to make sure you’re taken seriously
Being taken seriously is an important part of life. But just like moving a futon, it’s needlessly difficult. So here are five easy routes to get there fast. Seriously.
Fake news, the junk food of the masses (particularly me)
Fake News is clearly the junk food of the news cycle. But there’s a reason why we can’t help ourselves at two in the morning.