In a bold move, Tony Abbott has promised that Warringah’s new renewable energy source will be operated by those who dislike him. Could work.
Scott Morrison to ask women where the bloody hell they are
In an attempt to woo women back to the Liberal Party, Scott Morrison has offered a fresh twist on the ‘So Where The Bloody Hell Are You” tourism campaign.
Banks apologise for misconduct, offer new fee for customers
It seems that the banks have learned from the Royal Commission, and to prove it, they’ve instituted a new fee to say sorry. In their most contrite response to the interim findings of the Royal Commission into banking misconduct, Australia’s big four banks have moved to ease the pain they have caused customers…
Cricket Australia responds to claims of arrogance by telling detractors to f*&K off
In response to an independent review of their boorish culture, Cricket Australia responded in a rather fitting manner. Got him!
Morrison denies being out-of-touch, erects wall around Wentworth
Spurred the result of the by-election, Scott Morrison has commissioned walls to be built around all remaining Liberal seats. You know, for their own protection.
The future of humanity in wentworth voters’ hands
Today’s Wentworth by-election is massive. Depending on who you’re listening to, the world is set to forever change because of it. Satire alert.
Bill Shorten to undergo Labor Conversion Therapy
In a desperate attempt to bring him to life, Labor is set to push Bill Shorten to undergo a radical procedure. Could work.
Press conference to defy climate warnings cancelled due to unseasonal weather
Trouble in Canberra is afternoon as a presser to deny climate change was cancelled due to an unexpected change in the weather.
ABC’s Justin Milne appointed Turnbull spokesman, denies shenanigans
Despite the media furore about the ABC, Malcolm Turnbull never asked his close friend, Justin Milne to sack their reporters. Milne’s new job for Mal is entirely coincidental.