In an effort to stop another hellish bushfire season, Scott Morrison has ordered the immediate rendering of all remaining forested areas.
Facing more than 23 million breaches and possible criminal charges, the outgoing CEO of the Westpac Group has fronted the media to discuss the issue.
In a bold move, Tony Abbott has promised that Warringah’s new renewable energy source will be operated by those who dislike him. Could work.
In an attempt to woo women back to the Liberal Party, Scott Morrison has offered a fresh twist on the ‘So Where The Bloody Hell Are You” tourism campaign.