Gladys restores pre-COVID nightlife by banning ‘dancing, singing and mingling’
Gladys Berejiklian has extraordinarily revived Sydney’s nightlife to pre-COVID levels, outlawing any sort of fun at a social event.
Morrison announces coal-based vaccine breakthrough
Australia is finally closer COVID vaccine, as Scott Morrison proudly announced his coal-based deal.
‘You wouldn’t catch Ned Kelly wearing a mask’: Protestors descend on Glenrowan
Critics of the Andrews government have evoked the figure of Ned Kelly, a figure of resistance, who would never ever wear a mask.
Government to spend $80m stockpiling fresh air
24 hours after purchasing oil from the US for emergency purposes, the Federal Government will do the same with the air we breathe.
Ruby Princess captain too sick to advise NSW Health Minister of outbreak status
The NSW government are in a holding pattern over the Ruby Princess, as its captain was too ill to confirm the extent of the outbreak on the vessel.
