Ruby Princess captain too sick to advise NSW Health Minister of outbreak status
The NSW government are in a holding pattern over the Ruby Princess, as its captain was too ill to confirm the extent of the outbreak on the vessel.
Morrison to concrete remaining trees to protect nation from bushfires
In an effort to stop another hellish bushfire season, Scott Morrison has ordered the immediate rendering of all remaining forested areas.
Westpac addresses laundering scandal: “How good’s the cricket?”
Facing more than 23 million breaches and possible criminal charges, the outgoing CEO of the Westpac Group has fronted the media to discuss the issue.
Abbott promises wind farms run by Muslim LGBT refugees if re-elected
In a bold move, Tony Abbott has promised that Warringah’s new renewable energy source will be operated by those who dislike him. Could work.
Scott Morrison to ask women where the bloody hell they are
In an attempt to woo women back to the Liberal Party, Scott Morrison has offered a fresh twist on the ‘So Where The Bloody Hell Are You” tourism campaign.
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They haven’t got a clue, and we don’t have the energy to explain it to them
Childcare: When single parents are priced out, it starts a cycle of poverty
After 25 years of failed privatisation, we have a reason to fear it
Morrison finds no difference between a $1 trillion and a $2 trillion debt
To some of Hayne’s supporters, women are liars, bitches and vessels of temptation