The future of humanity in wentworth voters’ hands
Today’s Wentworth by-election is massive. Depending on who you’re listening to, the world is set to forever change because of it. Satire alert.
Bill Shorten to undergo Labor Conversion Therapy
In a desperate attempt to bring him to life, Labor is set to push Bill Shorten to undergo a radical procedure. Could work.
Press conference to defy climate warnings cancelled due to unseasonal weather
Trouble in Canberra is afternoon as a presser to deny climate change was cancelled due to an unexpected change in the weather.
ABC’s Justin Milne appointed Turnbull spokesman, denies shenanigans
Despite the media furore about the ABC, Malcolm Turnbull never asked his close friend, Justin Milne to sack their reporters. Milne’s new job for Mal is entirely coincidental.