In response to an independent review of their boorish culture, Cricket Australia responded in a rather fitting manner. Got him!
Spurred the result of the by-election, Scott Morrison has commissioned walls to be built around all remaining Liberal seats. You know, for their own protection.
Today’s Wentworth by-election is massive. Depending on who you’re listening to, the world is set to forever change because of it. Satire alert.
In a desperate attempt to bring him to life, Labor is set to push Bill Shorten to undergo a radical procedure. Could work.