Someone from the UK has created a pair of glasses that allows short people to see over tall people. As a short person, allow me to tell you where you can stick aforesaid glasses.
While we know the extent of what the Afghan files revealed, we should not forget those who moved to suppress today’s ugly truths.
Over in Massachusetts, criminals are apparently breaking into peoples houses so they can clean it free of charge. Who says crime doesn’t pay?
Fifteen years ago, a penalty shootout which changed everything. Won in the most dramatic of circumstances, our moment of legitimacy shall not be beaten.
I’m a father, so I’m an expert. Let me tell you, the rise of nonsense child names is certainly real, and it will certainly kill us all. All Hail Prime Minister Jayden.