You all loved the first instalment, so our own comedic Lou Bega is back with more of the same. Oh, Europeans. You so crazy.
The reasoning behind Malcolm Turnbull’s recent moves is obvious. He wants out of the relationship. But he wants us to break up with him.
Winter. As far as positives go, at least I hate it as much as it hates me. As for the negatives, well there are many.
Our parent’s generation says we should all stop seeing the avocado for our own good. I’m not saying they’re right, but to prove them wrong, I’ve decided to break up with my green bae.
Backpacking is a societal construct filled with disappointment and failed sexual conquest. So, for those of you keen on Europe, here’s what’ll be on your mind. Sort of.