This morning, we woke to find that the fanbases of One Direction, Beyonce, Justin Bieber and BTS want comedian Alex Williamson’s head on a pike.
This is how you peel garlic like that viral video
A whole new way to peel garlic blew up social media yesterday, and after much studying, I believe I’ve cracked the methodology behind it.
The validity of honouring Adrian Cheok, the far-right robot sexpert, will now be discussed by the Senate
Adrian Cheok’s Order of Australia will now be discussed on a Senate level, as many are wondering how someone so abrasive can be honoured by the nation.
Former UEFA president arrested over awarding world cup to Qatar
Michel Platini, the ex-president of European football has been arrested by corruption investigators over Qatar’s winning bid to host the 2022 World Cup.
Advocates slam the NSW budget for ignoring women in crisis
Despite the repeated headlines, today’s budget ignored those harmed by domestic violence. According to advocates, no progress can be made until the government takes the issue seriously.
Dogs evolved the muscle that makes puppy dog eyes
According to an eye-raising study, our domestic dogs have genetically engineered a facial muscle, one that they use to manipulate us.
“Are we nothing other than pawns?” Three more attempt suicide on Manus
Today, three more refugees on Manus Island attempted suicide, including one who wanted to burn himself alive outside the immigration office.
How much coffee can you drink before it kills you? The internet doesn’t know
According to numerous internet sources, the amount of coffee one can drink before it kills you, varies greatly.
If the media disagrees, why are they offering Folau a pulpit?
This morning, the words of Israel Folau hit the front pages. If we’re so opposed to his message, at what point do we stop magnifying it?
OJ joins Twitter on the 25th anniversary of his wife’s murder, vows to “get even”
Because the world no longer makes sense, OJ Simpson is now on Twitter. Fortunately, he’s down for a bit of Q&A. Lord.
As it turns out, water does taste like something
Well, it seems we can put one debate to bed, as a pioneering group of scientists have decided that water does taste like something.
Brazil classifies homophobia as a crime, irking their “proudly homophobic” president
Despite their president aligning himself as a “proud homophobe”, the Brazilian Supreme Court has uniformly criminalised homophobia.
In Hollywood, you’re no longer washed up – you’re anti-vaccine
Despite lobbying for an anti-vaccine centric bill, Jessica Biel is apparently not down with the movement. However, those who have already joined, are linked by one very important aspect.
Brits sign Assange’s extradition order, courts to decide his fate
The only thing that will save Julian Assange is the British courts ignoring the extradition request their government has already signed.
Help wanted: After a record year, we’re seeing a nationwide dip in job ads
According to Seek, job figures around the nation have taken a serious hit, with the majority of industries down in all states.
Poll: Six democratic candidates will beat Donald Trump
In another too-good-to-be-true poll, one University believes that the majority of the Democratic candidates would boot Donald Trump out of the White House.
HK police use clubs, rubber bullets and tear gas to disperse demonstrators
Hong Kong’s demonstration of 100,000 people has turned bloody, as the police are now using tear gas, rubber bullets and batons to disperse the crowd.
Walmart’s customers are now kicking their in-store helper robots
While Walmart executives are congratulating themselves over bringing robots into their stores, their customers are telling a different story.
John Setka will not stand down over comments, citing “political” moves against him
Yesterday, Anthony Albanese looked to remove John Setka from CFMMEU over alleged comments he made. Today, the latter has refused to go, citing a political conspiracy moving against him.
Legal Aid steps up the fight against robo-debt
Emboldened by their initial success, Legal Aid Victoria is taking the fight to Centrelink’s maligned robo-debt recovery scheme.
This sucks: People are keeping leeches as pets
For reasons unknown, people of the internet are now keeping blood-sucking leeches as pets. Sadly, photographic evidence exists.
Anti-Wong, pro-sexbot Anning Party member honoured by the Queen
To prove that the times of nonsense and division are not beyond us, an Anning Party candidate of questionable motivations has been recognised by the Queen.