Over in New Zealand, a depressed cow was reunited with his pal Peaches, a therapy goat that was stolen right out of their paddock.
The coronavirus that has already infected 200 people in China is on the move, and can apparently be passed between people.
The correct way to hang the toilet paper roll has threatened relationships for over a century. Finally, we have the answer, but is it too late? Are we ready for double-ply peace?
While it seems Christian Porter will lead the review into the sports grants scandal, Morrison is less interested in a potential conflict of interest.
Fronting breakfast television this morning, Scott Morrison is unequivocally defended Bridget McKenzie over her role in the sports grant scandal.