A family in Aleppo is trying to survive the bombing, and thanks to Twitter we’re getting a visceral account of the brutality. But the Internet is not convinced.
Friday! How sweet it is. What happened while you were asleep? Well an MP went and did a very silly thing, Wonder Woman came out and a commute turned tragic in Hoboken.
Yes, you read the headline correctly. In an already insane election, Madonna will be going naked to ensure people show up to vote.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, Obama failed to veto a bill that would allow 9/11 victims to sue the Saudis, the MH17 investigation closed and pit bulls are now banned in Canada.
Hump-Day. Tee-hee. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Elon Musk is sending us all to Mars, which is great because our growth is the lowest it’s been since the GFO, and the Prez debate continues to make no sense.
Tuesday, sweet Tuesday. You bastard. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Penny Wong shot from the hip on QandA, the Presidential Debate is upon us, and the Internet rehashed the death of 1,635 passengers.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, it’s a classic Monday. Peace in Syria was pushed to the distance, South Korea are prepared to kill Kim Jong UN, and a baseball star was taken too soon. Brutal.
What a week. Violence again made itself known in the US, as our own politicians changed tack on their policies…before staying true to them. Very nice.
TGIF. Yew. What happened while you were asleep? The officer who enacted the Tulsa shooting was charged, Yahoo admitted a massive hack and Nike made good on a 1980’s movie promise.
Ooh, Thursday. What happened while you were asleep? Emma Watson spoke eloquently at the UN, North Korea became less mysterious and your sexual prowling received a soundtrack. Huzzah.
Well. Good Hump Day to you. What happened while you were asleep? Well, the NY bomber’s dad dimed on his son, Brangelina split, form Brexit II, and Trump Jr was skittled for his skittles comment.
Only Tuesday? Lord. What happened while you were asleep? Well, NY found, and shot their suspect, France banned picnic plates and Jim Carrey was sued for wrongful death.
Since the initial explosion in New York, the Internet has gone crazy with speculation. Looking beyond that, here’s what we know. Just the facts, Jack.