Hawke

While you were asleep: Hawke swoops into WA, cyclone disappoints Darwin, fighter jets stopped by rain

While you were asleep: Hawke swoops into WA, cyclone disappoints Darwin, fighter jets stopped by rain

Monday. Get away from her, you bitch. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Bob Hawke returned to the fold, Darwin didn’t get its cyclone and two F-35’s were defeated by a drizzle.

#AusPol

#AusPol winners and losers: Stop the polls, I want to get off!

The final form of Malcolm, the re-return of the returning returner and one very sad panda. What a week of #AusPol it was. We survived it. At least until Sunday, you know, when I have to work, yeah?

Trudeau

While you were asleep: Trudeau shakes Trump, Meryl for POTUS, Lambie panned by fam

Well, good morning to you. What happened while you were asleep? Well the Trump-Trudeau handshake ushered in a new era of journalism, Meryl Streep practiced for her next role and Jacqui Lambie was eviscerated by a TBS alum. Huzzah!

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