Last night, Scott Morrison changed the rules to avoid another Libspill, and thusly, save himself. As an LNP voter, it’s time we register the magnitude of this albatross we’ve enabled.
Scotty does know, and he’s doing a Trump
As far as the nation is concerned, Scott Morrison is incompetent. But, like Donald Trump before him, the sheer magnitude of awfulness makes him impervious to meaningful criticism.
Let my Malcolm go: Australia’s ongoing obsession with the ex
This morning, we shook our fist at the possibility of Malcolm Turnbull ripping us off. Every time we see his face, it should serve as a warning – we’re being distracted.
Bill Shorten not the Wizard of Oz they expect him to be
On Monday, Bill Shorten was roasted after not promising to end offshore detention. He’s the saviour by default – and I’m not sure the halo is realistic.
The Masked Lib: With Malcolm now impervious to criticism, re-election is a reality
Well, Malcolm passed the dark mark set by Tony, and nothing happened. The real problem in the run-up to the election actually sits on the other side of the fence.
The Masked Liberal: Shelton joining Bernardi is indicative of Oz, and we should accept it
Yesterday, Lyle Shelton became the Robin to Bernardi’s conservative Batman. While the left lost their minds, they should start accepting an obvious truth.
The Masked Liberal: Must we continue answering the marriage equality question we’ve answered?
While the marriage equality question has come to a close, the insanity certainly has not. Can we not just accept the results? Agreeing with Bob Katter is pushing me to crisis.
The Masked Liberal: The silent victim of the Citizenship 8 – our entertainment
Billowing ballot boxes! We flashed the signal, and the Masked Liberal answered. He’s not the hero we want. Or need. But he’s here.
The Masked Liberal: One Nation’s stakes on a plane
“Look boss, the plane,” we shriek, hailing the end of One Nation. But while Pauline might go down with the Cessna, the sentiment that powered her to the Senate will remain.
The Masked Liberal: The recession of empathy we don’t need to have
Yesterday, the news circled around two pieces of little consequence, while the actual news went unheralded. We avoided the recession, and that should be the issue. To the Libmobile!
The Masked Liberal: Sinodinos’ points on One Nation on point
Not the hero we want, but perhaps the one we need. Maybe. The Masked Lib returns to point out that the Coalition favouring One Nation is the right move for balance, and avoiding our own Trump.
The Masked Liberal: Turnbull’s deliberate bullet to the foot
The “worst deal in the world” represents a unique opportunity for Malcolm Turnbull to save his Prime Ministership, and the financial future of our nation.
The Masked Liberal: The Right are alright in reactive politics
The return of the Right has been derided, and aided, by a vicious Left. But when I consider the conditions that fuelled our ascension, even I’m uninspired to celebrate.
The Masked Liberal: Sam Dastyari’s clickbait career and the misdirected Leftist grief
The exit of Sam Dastyari and the subsequent sorrow from the left has goosed the Masked Lib to ride into town once more – via a kebab shop, of course.
The Masked Liberal: Screw you and the donkey vote you rode in on
With the election to close to call, and social media trumpeting the value of the donkey vote, there’s only one group to blame for this mess.
The Masked Liberal: Australia votes, for apathy
We decide on Saturday, but the voices that grumble “they’re both the same” should know that apathy is a dangerous way to elect a leader.
The Masked Liberal: Apathy towards pollies will bring icky Trump
The rise of apathy towards both political parties brings great danger to our system, as we could easily see our own home-grown Trump.
The Masked Lib: Pauline Hanson and the comeback the Left enabled
With Pauline Hanson’s return, a lot of people are scratching heads. Why? Well, many things, but it was those who oppose her who made it happen.
Sydney: Make Taylor Square live again
The remains of a proud and notorious piece of Sydney are being exhumed for a manner of projects, but they are merely a metaphor for the wrong path the city walks down.
The Masked Liberal: Election day #1 – Australia cares not for it
After the election was called yesterday, the Masked Liberal dropped over to our office. In the rain. Clutching a note. It was weird.
The Masked Liberal: Manus and Negative gearing, beginning of the end for Mal? Nope.
Stop rubbing your hands together with glee, Laborites! For your recent victories over Manus & Negative gearing mean nothing.
The Masked Liberal: Dissolution? make mine a double
We’ve flashed the masked liberal sign over Mt Hotham, and he has answered our calls of political dissolution. To the ad-lib mobile!
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