A brand new study discovered that the majority of an audience only read the headline of an article before commenting.
30-50 feral hogs spotted outside Epstein’s cell moments before his death
A large piece of the Epstein puzzle has landed in our laps with the confirmation of a pack of feral hogs roaming outside his cell moments before his death.
UN cancels climate change programs after reading article on the internet
In a surprising reverse, the UN has cancelled all climate change programs after subscribing to the experts of the internet.
Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it
According to a brand new study, certain types of diets only work if you bore everyone to death about them.
Anti-vaccer demands new car have brakes removed
Having done their research, one anti-vaccine supporter very politely asked her mechanic to remove the brakes from her car.
The real reason parents are choosing to not vaccinate their children
In what can be regarded as the final word, we can reveal the root causes of why parents choose to ignore science to protect their children.
Anti-vaccers stage walkout at Google University
Those who ‘have done their research’ on Google have decided to stage a walkout after the website decided to rank pieces by scientific accuracy.
Measles overjoyed that so many people are giving it a second chance
The measles has taken to the internet, earnestly thanking the anti-vaccination crowd for giving it a second chance. Naw.
Local mum still unsure what celebrity she’ll get medical advice from
It’s an age-old question. Which celebrity should you rely on for medical advice? This is the puzzle one local mum is attempting to solve.
All peer-viewed studies to be replaced by CAPS LOCK
In a staggering move, all future scientific studies WILL BE REPLACED BY LIBERAL USAGE OF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. OK?!
Measles send gift baskets to Hollywood elite
In a surprise move, the measles are trying to make nice with Hollywood, so they’ve sent some of their greatest critics a free basket of what they’re about.
“Karen” from Facebook more credible than health organisation, poll finds
It’s official. Your mum’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
Study: Only two hours of Googling required to become an expert
It’s official, it only takes a two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re yelling.
Breaking: Santa only delivering presents to vaccinated children
According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
Study: 80% of naturopaths rejected from real med school first
In a sweeping study of the industry, 80% of practicing naturopaths admitted to flunking out of med school.
It’s official: Anti-vaccers voted the worst people on Facebook
According to a very serious (and not all bogus) study, Facebook believes that the anti-vaccers that use their platform are the absolute worst.
Anti-vaccers thrilled as measles epidemic spreads
As measles continues to spread across continental Europe, one group of “experts” are thrilled. Luckily, they’ve done their research.
Mike Pence: The Space Force has been a goal of our species…all 6,000 years of it
For the 6,000 years we’ve existed as a species, we’ve longed to see space. Mike Pence has granted us this wish.
Report: Neil deGrasse Tyson regrets his Pluto tattoo
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson’s petition to reinstate Pluto as a planet came soon after we discovered the details of one rather drunken night out.
Kat Von D promises to tattoo baby as soon as it’s born
Kat von D has already announced that she will not be vaccinating her kids, but she’s not done yet. That poor baby.
Study: Naturopaths, chiropractors still believe they are actual doctors
In an industry-wide study, the majority of naturopaths and chiropractors still believe that they’re doctors. Nope.
SpaceX looking for anti-vaccine volunteers for one-way trip to Mercury
Good news for anti-vaccers everywhere, as Elon Musk wants them to exclusively staff his mission to Mercury.
