Good news for atheist doctors everywhere, as a new law allows them to refuse to treat patients on the basis of their religion.
In an effort to keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced a new line of Barbies whose parents have ‘done their research’.
According to a brand new study, certain types of diets only work if you bore everyone to death about them.
One particularly religious manager is in hot water after following the Old Testament to the letter, smiting his entire staff for turning up on the Sabbath.
A brand new study discovered that the majority of an audience only read the headline of an article before commenting.