Trump has 99% approval rating among coronavirus, poll reveals
Donald Trump may be leaving office as the most unpopular president ever, but the coronavirus still loves him.
COVID spreads Dunning-Kruger to every state in America
Dunning-Kruger Disease is a condition where you believe you’re an expert on a subject, but you’re not. Sadly, it is currently running rampant in the US.
Americans clog hospitals with ‘respiratory emergencies’ after being forced to wear masks
Hospitals all over America are believed to be at capacity, forced to treat patients exhibiting a reaction to wearing masks for minutes at a time.
US calls on ‘Department of Karens’ to ‘fix’ COVID-19
In an effort to contain the coronavirus, the US has enlisted an army of keyboard warriors named Karen.
Mattel introduces anti-vaccine Barbie, sells out in California
In an effort to keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced a new line of Barbies whose parents have ‘done their research’.
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Facebook pens salty letter after walking back media ban
It’s time to make consent part of the high school curriculum
JobSeeker boost raises us to the second-lowest rate in the OECD
Dutton failed to report Higgins incident, claims sexual assault never happens
Our daily coffee is melting our brains, science claims