Those who ‘have done their research’ on Google have decided to stage a walkout after the website decided to rank pieces by scientific accuracy.
Measles overjoyed that so many people are giving it a second chance
The measles has taken to the internet, earnestly thanking the anti-vaccination crowd for giving it a second chance. Naw.
Local mum still unsure what celebrity she’ll get medical advice from
It’s an age-old question. Which celebrity should you rely on for medical advice? This is the puzzle one local mum is attempting to solve.
All peer-viewed studies to be replaced by CAPS LOCK
In a staggering move, all future scientific studies WILL BE REPLACED BY LIBERAL USAGE OF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. OK?!
Measles send gift baskets to Hollywood elite
In a surprise move, the measles are trying to make nice with Hollywood, so they’ve sent some of their greatest critics a free basket of what they’re about.
“Karen” from Facebook more credible than health organisation, poll finds
It’s official. Your mum’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
Study: Only two hours of Googling required to become an expert
It’s official, it only takes a two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re yelling.
Breaking: Santa only delivering presents to vaccinated children
According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
Study: 80% of naturopaths rejected from real med school first
In a sweeping study of the industry, 80% of practicing naturopaths admitted to flunking out of med school.
It’s official: Anti-vaccers voted the worst people on Facebook
According to a very serious (and not all bogus) study, Facebook believes that the anti-vaccers that use their platform are the absolute worst.
Anti-vaccers thrilled as measles epidemic spreads
As measles continues to spread across continental Europe, one group of “experts” are thrilled. Luckily, they’ve done their research.
Mike Pence: The Space Force has been a goal of our species…all 6,000 years of it
For the 6,000 years we’ve existed as a species, we’ve longed to see space. Mike Pence has granted us this wish.
Report: Neil deGrasse Tyson regrets his Pluto tattoo
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson’s petition to reinstate Pluto as a planet came soon after we discovered the details of one rather drunken night out.
Kat Von D promises to tattoo baby as soon as it’s born
Kat von D has already announced that she will not be vaccinating her kids, but she’s not done yet. That poor baby.
Study: Naturopaths, chiropractors still believe they are actual doctors
In an industry-wide study, the majority of naturopaths and chiropractors still believe that they’re doctors. Nope.
SpaceX looking for anti-vaccine volunteers for one-way trip to Mercury
Good news for anti-vaccers everywhere, as Elon Musk wants them to exclusively staff his mission to Mercury.
US government approves use of thoughts and prayers to treat gunshot wounds
Faced with the realities of their gun culture, the US government has done something, classifying ‘thoughts and prayers’ as a viable treatment for gunshot wounds.
Study: 70% of social media users only read the headline of stories before commenting
A recent study from America has discovered a rather vexing fact. It seems that the vast majority of social media users only read the headline before making up their minds.
US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition
Yes, democracy has been not feeling well for a while. Sadly, it has taken a turn for the worse.
Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords over the holiday season
It is the hidden killer of the festive season – trying to locate the correct password for your parent’s internet connection. Stay safe.
Christian man forced to stone entire staff after they turned up for work on a Sunday
One particularly religious manager is in hot water after following the Old Testament to the letter, smiting his entire staff for turning up on the Sabbath.
New law makes it legal for atheist doctors to refuse care to religious patients
Good news for atheist doctors everywhere, as a new law allows them to refuse to treat patients on the basis of their religion.
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