COVID spreads Dunning-Kruger to every state in America
Dunning-Kruger Disease is a condition where you believe you’re an expert on a subject, but you’re not. Sadly, it is currently running rampant in the US.
Americans clog hospitals with ‘respiratory emergencies’ after being forced to wear masks
Hospitals all over America are believed to be at capacity, forced to treat patients exhibiting a reaction to wearing masks for minutes at a time.
US calls on ‘Department of Karens’ to ‘fix’ COVID-19
In an effort to contain the coronavirus, the US has enlisted an army of keyboard warriors named Karen.
Trump has 99% approval rating among coronavirus, poll reveals
Donald Trump has finally won a popularity contest, as the coronavirus has given him a glowing review for his performance during the pandemic.
Mattel introduces anti-vaccine Barbie, sells out in California
In an effort to keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced a new line of Barbies whose parents have ‘done their research’.
