Fake News is like ten thousand spoons when all you really need is a lobotomy. This week, we investigate Santa Claus for murder, Fortune 500 for apathy and RBG hanging up her robe.
Fake News or Real? Woke Christmas carols, the world’s most infuriating image, and man receives poor punchline
Well, it’s Christmas. Almost. So, as is tradition, it’s time to roll out the barrel, hang those roaring chestnut fires and look for truth in Fake News. Yay. I think.
Fake News or Real: Trumpy Bear, US voter fraud and is Facebook censoring a wooden cross?
Trumpy Bear in time for Christmas, Facebook censoring religious imagery and dead voters still on the electoral rolls: these are the stories flooding our newsfeed this week…but which one of them is actually true?
Fake News or Real: Trump makes gospel great again, “the next Bitcoin”, and Elon buys Facebook
Each week we sift through the internet in order to discover the truth in the lies. Why? Well, because we hate ourselves. So, did Elon Musk delete Facebook, or what?
Fake News or real? Monster Energy’s ham-fisted product, Pharrell unhappy with Trump, Ellen gives away everything
Once more we trudge through the mire of Fake News. This week, we find truth caffenated meat, Ellen’s biggest scam ever and Pharrell Williams going meta on Donald J. Trump.
Fake News or Real? Husband digs tunnel to escape wife, Trump steals lunch money, Scammer invites himself to weddings
Fake News is the chocolate claw machine at the Leagues Club. You hope for the Toblerone of objective fact, but you invariably end up with the Turkish Delight of abject disappointment.
Two lies and a truth: Barron Trump is a chess master, flatulence jeans hit the market, Canada faces donut shortage
Yes, the internet lies. But does it lie all the time? This week, we attempt to find truth in the claim that Barron Trump is a whiz at chess and if the jeans that mask your farts actually work.
Fake news or real? Trump rents-a-crowd, Facebook’s pirates, Nike’s branded mugshots
It’s a fairly notable week in the realm of Fake News, as Donald is buying is friends and pirates are sailing the high internet seas under the Facebook banner.
Fake News or real? Man burns down house in protest, Trump afraid of those ghosts, Spider lives in ear
Fake News is very much that the family house you grew up in, the one that’s now a petrol station. The one with ghosts, spiders and Donald Trump in it.
Fake News or Real? Coconut oil is poison, America’s next top killer, Winnie-the-Pooh not insane
Welcome to our usual dance around objective truth, as we attempt to find meaning in the lies of the internet. This week, it’s Coconut Oil and a lying, pants-less bear.
Fake News or Real? Donald loves Aretha 5eva, pregnant woman shoplifts shame, map rewrites itself
Fake News is that person that uses the urinal next to you when the bathroom is deserted. That guy. This week, we investigate the relationship between Donald and Aretha and other clickbait nonsense.
Fake News or Real? Curved fingernails will kill you, the dead return to misquote themselves, the bacon that cooks itself
Fake News is much like bacon sizzling in a pan. Except there’s no pan, and the bacon is made of lies, and you’ve got gastroenteritis. You know?
Fake News or real? Starbucks betrays pledge, Banana and Egg makes you dead, Does toothpaste make breasts grow?
It’s a particularly private analysis of Fake News this week, as we examine your intelligence, your lifespan and the size of your breasts. Sorry.
Fake News or real? Keke Challenge goes wrong, Buzz admits Moon conspiracy, Doomsday finally upon us
Fake News is a strange beast. It should be studied, then erased from the Earth. This week, Buzz Aldrin confirmed a long-running conspiracy…to a child.
Fake News or Real? The Queen shaded Donald, man paroled after 99 years, Trump’s solid merch
Fake News, you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham. This week we attempt to find truth in the Queen’s wardrobe, the American penal system and a chemical warehouse in the Urals. Fun, fun.
Fake News or real? Forrest Gump 2, Cars melt in heat, Akon crowns himself king
Fake News. Why always you. This week we find out if there’s any truth to the Forrest Gump 2 trailer, if cars in Arizona actually melted and why Akon made himself a target for the CIA.
Fake News or Real? Cobain predicted Trump, the statute of Liberty and the most toxic book since forever
Fake News. Why you always lying? This week, we fact-check Kurt Cobain’s Trump warning, the fake that sued the original and the origins of a rather toxic book.
Fake News or Real? Man asks for spit in burger, rattlesnakes move into noodles, tennis ball does doggo a frighten
Fake News. I don’t like the way you’re looking at me. This week, we chase the truth of a thrown tennis ball, a culinary sensitivity and the rattlesnakes taking the best spots at the pool.
Fake News or real? The hot dog water trend, pizza for a wedding bouquet and the plastic rice paranoia
Fake News, you don’t make a lick of sense. This week we investigate the paranoia of rice that bounces, the pizza pie wedding bouquet and the benefits of hot dog water.
Fake news or real? Markle enables tattoo freckle phase, joke becomes even bigger joke, depressed man sues over happy meal
Fake News is very much like the battery we’re told not to put our tongue on. You know what happens next.
Fake news or real? Back to the Future 4 announced, internet finds smut, cops shut down lemonade stand
Fake News. You are stupid and I don’t like you and you smell. There’s a distinctly childish tone this week, headlined by outlawed lemonade. Tasty.
Fake news or real? KFC kills spider for woman, Melania requests rescue, Coconut water a substitute for plasma
Fake News, the boulevard of broken links. This week, a deliveryman delivered street justice, Melania Trump asked Twitter to save her, and coconut water became the lifeblood of us all.