As Jean Baudrillard once said, fake news has no point, but it does have great teeth. He was actually talking about something else, but close enough.
I love the way you lie internet. This week, some dachshunds killed a woman, a woman married a squid and a man didn’t hit the lotto…but imagine if he did.
Fake News is much like an unenthusiastic handjob. We all pretend that we’re enjoying it, and that it feels good, but maybe we should just watch tv instead. I’m tired.
The Internet is much like the communal shelf in the fridge of a share house. It’s well stocked, but no-one dares digest the foulness within.
Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. Especially the theories that Facebook will charge their users, Donald helped Ivanka and that fluoride is evil. Actually, believe one of those.
I fear we’re drowning in a neck of Fake News paranoia this week, as Facebook can either be torn down by millennialese, or they’re cutting you a cheque. That and the Department of Homeland Security are doing far worse. Welcome.
I love the smell of falsehoods in the morning. Welcome to another rancid, steaming serve of Fake News. Just wash your hands afterwards. With Bleach.
Fake News is very much like stocking a library with books you’ll never read. You think you look smart, but everyone knows you’re actually dim as fudge. Sorry, Dad.
Donald Trump making it easier to buy guns, Barack Obama’s Black Panther cameo and a lunar hoax that smells very distinctive. Welcome to the fourth circle of news hell.
Fake News is a lot like that freaky bar in Star Wars. Everyone is ugly, the music sucks and there are limbs littering the floor. Are we really going to find a pilot of truth in here?
Fake News. The artificially angled photo of the news world. We know it’s not that big. Why lie for.
The internet is a bent monarch, with Fake News the jewel in its crown. This week, Greenpeace got real edgy, a man found something and a rat smelled nice. So, what’s fake?
Fake News is often an arrow through the neck with a gas bill attached to it. This week, the state of California entered a state of confusion, and while Iceland wants your girth, India certainly doesn’t need it.
There’s a distinctive Cronenbergian flavour to our Fake News search this week. So, enjoy the body horror of five-foot tapeworms, hollow athletics and spreading disease.
New year, same old fake headlines. In the first edition of 2018, we travel to IKEA to urinate on a catalogue, to Yale University to wave allegations, and to Silicon Valley to drink undrinkable water.
Fake News is the schizophrenic of the internet. We know we should take it seriously, but we’re unsure how much. Things that are invisible are now seemingly vogue. You read the lies here first.
While the internet makes no sense, it does tell a good porkie. This week, Michelle Obama got bumped from the royal wedding, Skittles were fed to a cow and everyone’s bathroom became weaponised.
‘Tis the season to be superfluous. Welcome to a very special investigation of the jingling bulltwang surrounding Christmas.
Welcome back the wrong side of the tracks. A place where eagles wear badges, Flamingo eggs are neon and the US President broke up with someone before they could break up with him.
Fake News. Look at your beautiful lying face. Sure, I’ll go out with you. Fidget Spinners, Donald Trump and the lethal banana headline the bulltwang. Which do you believe?
The internet is that weird, mouth-breathing neighbour you avoid, but mention to your friends. This week, cats commit crimes. Because of course.
Why do you hate everyone, Internet? Why spread lies? Look what you’ve done to young Tiger. What did he ever do to you? You’re not right.