Queen restores absolute monarchy after Tories sweep exit polls
In an extraordinary move, Queen Elizabeth II has returned herself to power after “having enough” of Brexit.
Filtered Darwinism: The 259 people killed by selfies may be the lucky ones
It was recently revealed that the humble selfie has taken 259 lives. You know what? Of course, they have.
New law makes it legal for atheist doctors to refuse care to religious patients
Good news for atheist doctors everywhere, as a new law allows them to refuse to treat patients on the basis of their religion.
If you’ve got a mental health disorder, just rub some dirt into it
According to a new body of research, the solution to our mental health lies in your garden…unless you grew up in the city, then it’s too late.
Gluten: The totalitarian regime I toil under
As it turns out, I’m a victim of gluten. While it has ruined my gut, can I blame it for everything else? Did all my relationships fail because of my glazed over post-pasta indifference?
Zen and the art of forever browsing Netflix
I’m down for an evening Netflix, but only to chill. I’ve long passed watching the movies on the platform, now I solely use the menu to binge-watch mindfulness.