Emboldened by tragedy, Australia’s premier industrialist has vowed to restore the Big Brother house to “her former glory”.
The NSW Labor Party’s leaderless operating model is beginning to attract attention from political parties worldwide. I think the Brits are borrowing it for Brexit.
It’s all gone wrong for one social media influencer after her photoshoot at Fukushima was spoiled by massive doses of radiation.
Those who ‘have done their research’ on Google have decided to stage a walkout after the website decided to rank pieces by scientific accuracy.
The newly unemployed Tony Abbott has railed against the welfare system, wondering how they could possibly leave him on hold for so long.
In a bold move, Tony Abbott has promised that Warringah’s new renewable energy source will be operated by those who dislike him. Could work.
Israel Folau has jumped the gun, quitting before Rugby Australia can sack him, sensationally choosing to enter politics as One Nation’s latest candidate.
The measles has taken to the internet, earnestly thanking the anti-vaccination crowd for giving it a second chance. Naw.
It’s an age-old question. Which celebrity should you rely on for medical advice? This is the puzzle one local mum is attempting to solve.
To celebrate her momentous win, Gladys Berejiklian has vowed to party long into the night, promising her constituents that they’ll be able to get a drink beyond 3 am.
In a staggering move, all future scientific studies WILL BE REPLACED BY LIBERAL USAGE OF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. OK?!
Sick of internet conjecture, JK Rowling has announced that her next book will just be a list of who is doing who…and how.
The news of George Pell’s conviction has the populace of one Victorian prison rushing to welcome him in the proper fashion.
In a surprise move, the measles are trying to make nice with Hollywood, so they’ve sent some of their greatest critics a free basket of what they’re about.
This morning, Matthew Flinders was found, and was found to have some strong words for Scott Morrison’s plan to honour Captain Cook.
In an attempt to woo women back to the Liberal Party, Scott Morrison has offered a fresh twist on the ‘So Where The Bloody Hell Are You” tourism campaign.
It’s official. Your mum’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
Schadenfreude. The only thing that makes life worth living. Ha ha.
It’s official, it only takes a two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re yelling.
According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
In a sweeping study of the industry, 80% of practicing naturopaths admitted to flunking out of med school.