Study: Men who rate themselves a ‘seven’ are a ‘five’ at best
Thanks to the findings of a recent study, those men rate themselves a ‘solid seven’ a barely a five.
Mattel introduces anti-vaccine Barbie, sells out in California
In an effort to keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced a new line of Barbies whose parents have ‘done their research’.
Albo makes Nollsy shadow minister for the arts
This morning, Morrison employed Guy Sebastian to add credibility to his policy. Not to be outdone, the ALP has rolled out their new hire.
Scientists split over which disease to put in 6G technology
Emboldened by their success with the coronavirus, scientists the world over are debating which disease to spread with 6G technology.
Study shows trendy diets only work if you tell everyone about it
According to a brand new study, certain types of diets only work if you bore everyone to death about them.
UN cancels climate change programs after reading article on the internet
In a surprising reverse, the UN has cancelled all climate change programs after subscribing to the experts of the internet.