Mattel introduces anti-vaccine Barbie, sells out in California
In an effort to keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced a new line of Barbies whose parents have ‘done their research’.
Bush waterboards Ellen on her show to prove he’s harmless
In an effort to prove to everyone that George Bush is fine, Ellen DeGeneres welcomed him on her show to demonstrate his party trick.
‘Super spy’ Alexander Downer named as new 007
After baiting the FBI into the White House, and drawing the ire of Donald Trump, Hollywood has come knocking for Alexander Downer.
Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it
According to a brand new study, certain types of diets only work if you bore everyone to death about them.
Christian man forced to stone entire staff after they turned up for work on a Sunday
One particularly religious manager is in hot water after following the Old Testament to the letter, smiting his entire staff for turning up on the Sabbath.
Study claims 70% of audience only read the title before sharing
A brand new study discovered that the majority of an audience only read the headline of an article before commenting.