Christian Porter lands Minister for Women portfolio
In order to alleviate the pressure on Christian Porter, Scott Morrison has placed him on ‘light duties’ making him the new Minister for Women.
Trump has 99% approval rating among coronavirus, poll reveals
Donald Trump may be leaving office as the most unpopular president ever, but the coronavirus still loves him.
Gladys restores pre-COVID nightlife by banning ‘dancing, singing and mingling’
Gladys Berejiklian has extraordinarily revived Sydney’s nightlife to pre-COVID levels, outlawing any sort of fun at a social event.
Nation begs China to send submarine to ‘Harry Holt’ PM
The nation has had enough of Scott Morrison inflaming China, begging the People’s Republic to pick him up immediately.
Morrison announces coal-based vaccine breakthrough
Australia is finally closer COVID vaccine, as Scott Morrison proudly announced his coal-based deal.
COVID spreads Dunning-Kruger to every state in America
Dunning-Kruger Disease is a condition where you believe you’re an expert on a subject, but you’re not. Sadly, it is currently running rampant in the US.
