Morrison announces coal-based vaccine breakthrough
Australia is finally closer COVID vaccine, as Scott Morrison proudly announced his coal-based deal.
COVID spreads Dunning-Kruger to every state in America
Dunning-Kruger Disease is a condition where you believe you’re an expert on a subject, but you’re not. Sadly, it is currently running rampant in the US.
Americans clog hospitals with ‘respiratory emergencies’ after being forced to wear masks
Hospitals all over America are believed to be at capacity, forced to treat patients exhibiting a reaction to wearing masks for minutes at a time.
‘You wouldn’t catch Ned Kelly wearing a mask’: Protestors descend on Glenrowan
Critics of the Andrews government have evoked the figure of Ned Kelly, a figure of resistance, who would never ever wear a mask.
US calls on ‘Department of Karens’ to ‘fix’ COVID-19
In an effort to contain the coronavirus, the US has enlisted an army of keyboard warriors named Karen.
Gladys restores pre-COVID nightlife with ‘dancing, singing and mingling’ ban
Gladys Berejiklian has extraordinarily revived Sydney’s nightlife to pre-COVID levels, outlawing any sort of large social event.
