Westpac addresses laundering scandal: “How good’s the cricket?”
Facing more than 23 million breaches and possible criminal charges, the outgoing CEO of the Westpac Group has fronted the media to discuss the issue.
Morrison: “Only 11,568 more thoughts and prayers needed to stop bushfires”
With the catastrophic fires drawing closer to Sydney, Scott Morrison has announced some timely news.
Defeated at Uluru, Pauline vows to keep Antarctica white
Pauline Hanson may have failed to keep Uluru open to white tourism, but she’s quickly found another axe to grind.
Media companies that hold government fundraisers call for press freedom
Today, our newspapers proudly took a stand against a government-controlled press. Which works, if you happen to ignore the last five years.
Mattel introduces anti-vaccine Barbie, sells out in California
In an effort to keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced a new line of Barbies whose parents have ‘done their research’.
Bush waterboards Ellen on her show to prove he’s harmless
In an effort to prove to everyone that George Bush is fine, Ellen DeGeneres welcomed him on her show to demonstrate his party trick.