Panicked cocaine enthusiasts are fleeing for the indoors as this afternoon’s predicted dust storm blows its way into Sydney.
In a far-encompassing social study, it seems that those who wear large logo polo shirts are not necessarily rich. Scandal.
One innocent Movember participant was taken in by the police over the weekend, primarily on the basis of looking more than a bit suss.
According to a very serious (and not all bogus) study, Facebook believes that the anti-vaccers that use their platform are the absolute worst.
Usain Bolt is the next talent to be poached by Rugby Union, as the Wallabies were quick to cut the Jamaican a cheque. They’ll work out the details later.