A large piece of the Epstein puzzle has landed in our laps with the confirmation of a pack of feral hogs roaming outside his cell moments before his death.
Soon after being told by a court to pay his workers, Clive Palmer has announced a new business venture, buying the Belfast dock that built the Titanic.
After Centrelink pursued the debt of a dead person, they’ve since decided to hire psychic mediums to chase outstanding debts beyond the grave.
In a surprising reverse, the UN has cancelled all climate change programs after subscribing to the experts of the internet.
The Morrison government has decided to act on climate change in the Pacific, sending our finest (soon to be privatised) string quartet to class up their watery apocalypse.
Having done their research, one anti-vaccine supporter very politely asked her mechanic to remove the brakes from her car.