Cec Pitt, one of the greatest natural talents in fake news, discusses the vital role of political assassination in a modern democracy.
As measles continues to spread across continental Europe, one group of “experts” are thrilled. Luckily, they’ve done their research.
Frank Rarely reports from Canberra where the Coalition is deciding whether it should become the world’s first driverless government. NEG vibes be damned.
Cec Poole, an inveterate writer of letters to the Editor, reacts to the latest dire warnings on climate change and ponders what he can do to save the world because politicians don’t seem to be up to it.
For the 6,000 years we’ve existed as a species, we’ve longed to see space. Mike Pence has granted us this wish.
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson’s petition to reinstate Pluto as a planet came soon after we discovered the details of one rather drunken night out.
Direct from the White House, Ivanka reveals the advice she gave her dad about his trip to Europe. God help us.
In her latest exclusive communiqué, Ivanka details the unfortunate G20 wrap-up meeting she held with her Dad. Exclusive. Sort of.
Kat von D has already announced that she will not be vaccinating her kids, but she’s not done yet. That poor baby.
As it turns out, a Somali jihadist group has more of a problem with plastic bags than Tony Abbott does. He surely can’t stand for that.
The second age of Clive is upon us. To articulate the size of the kangaroo’s scrotum, we sent our best man in with a protractor.
Senior Fake News correspondent Frank Rarely discusses the opportunities for populists and masochists alike to join Pauline.
Hugo Morthanigo reports from Singapore on the upcoming meeting between Trump and Kim and how the local authorities plan to dispose of the nuclear fallout.
Frank Rarely, Canberra’s most celebrated Fake News correspondent wonders if there’s any merit to the budget whatsoever.
In an industry-wide study, the majority of naturopaths and chiropractors still believe that they’re doctors. Nope.
Park An-go, our Fake News correspondent in Seoul, articulates the thrust of the two Korean leaders, as they both try to navigate the Trump hump.
Tom Peeping, Fake News’ relentless royal watcher, discusses whether there’s any prospect of Charles being heir today and king tomorrow.
Flo Stopper, Fake News’ traffic correspondent, analyses whether there’s any chance of George Street recapturing its glory days as a Sydney traffic thoroughfare, and doubts whether Glad has the street-smarts to fix it.
In this exclusive advisory for Fake News, Ivanka reveals that giving advice to her Dad has about the same effect as lying down on the tracks to prevent a train-wreck.
With 30 news poll losses around the corner for Malcolm Turnbull, it might be time for him to do what all the cool kids are doing.
Good news for anti-vaccers everywhere, as Elon Musk wants them to exclusively staff his mission to Mercury.