Hospitals all over America are believed to be at capacity, forced to treat patients exhibiting a reaction to wearing masks for minutes at a time.
Critics of the Andrews government have evoked the figure of Ned Kelly, a figure of resistance, who would never ever wear a mask.
In an effort to contain the coronavirus, the US has enlisted an army of keyboard warriors named Karen.
Gladys Berejiklian has extraordinarily revived Sydney’s nightlife to pre-COVID levels, outlawing any sort of large social event.
Donald Trump has finally won a popularity contest, as the coronavirus has given him a glowing review for his performance during the pandemic.
Thanks to the findings of a recent study, those men rate themselves a ‘solid seven’ a barely a five.
In an effort to keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced a new line of Barbies whose parents have ‘done their research’.