Here we go again. Petter Dutton has once again challenged Malcolm Turnbull, Idris Elba claimed that he won’t be 007 and Phil Collins is set to arrive in January. Yay!
Well, what a night it was. New facts came to light from Manchester, the great Roger Moore left us, and Donald Trump won more friends. Today is a bad day. Soz.
Morn, all! What happened while you were asleep? Well Theresa is serious about leaving, yet more financial shenanigans from Canberra, and we have yet another name to attach to 007. Ffs.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, a draft was tabled that would see our personal data returned to us, the Venezuelan prez outdid himself and Fassbender will not be 007.
Wow. Hope you didn’t get an early night. If you did, you missed out on the AFP’s raid of Labor’s offices, Daniel Craig is no longer Bond, and we’re no closer to the truth about MS804.
With the rumours swirling around Hollywood about Daniel Craig shedding Bond’s tuxedo, Glen Falkenstein measures up the potential claimants.