To prove that we’re truly in the underworld, England has advanced in the World Cup by virtue of a penalty shootout. What?
While you were asleep: Belgium scrapes through, Australia’s basketbrawl fiasco, the age of bag shaming
Morning, poppet. Overnight, Belgium betrayed the narrative of the World Cup, Australia literally fought the Philippines and one newspaper decided to birth a social movement.
Monday morning. Yay. Overnight, Russia shocked the world, Bert Newton was a goose at the Logies and Adam Sandler ruined someone’s wedding. Go back to bed. Please.
Friday! Good morning parts to you! Overnight, Japan made football cry, Ed Sheeran was sued for plagiarism and Breaking Bad is now six years away from getting its licence. Uncle HaaaAAannkk.
Well, Germany crashed out of the World Cup, Brazil rolled on and the millennials got another gift from their parents. Stop the world, I want to get off.