The organiser pulled out, the Air Force told attendees not to come to Area 51, but this morning, goddamn it, they made it. Well, one at least.
Due to the power of the internet, one million dorks are set to blitzkrieg Area 51 to find out the truth. The Air Force has since tabled its response.
While researchers are not entirely sure what ‘Oumuamua is, they’ve absolutely ruled out that aliens were behind the wheel. Sort of.