Well, 2017 has ratcheted up the insanity. While you were asleep Trump went to war with BuzzFeed, Alan Tudge defended the Centrelink debt fiasco and Joseph Fiennes became Michael Jackson and made us all sad.
Ugh. So last night happened. Again. What happened while you were asleep? Well, the Queen emerged, One Nation got relatable, a Trump staffer did a Trump thing and I went through your phone. We need to talk
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, Trump received an awkies award, the AACTAs were picketed and Assange was freed! (…of his charge in Sweden.)
While you were asleep: Merkel’s burqa backflip, political donations reach $1b, Google Earth time-lapse
Morn-o. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Angela Merkel made us sad, the Gov got innovative with a new investment opportunity, and Google Earth got out the baby pictures of Saudi Arabia.
Morning, fellow students. What happened while you were asleep? Well, it rained, Trump complained and Uber will refrain…from leaving you alone. Think I pulled that off. No?