Welcome to the wrong side of the Internet tracks. This week we scope Bernie’s new ride, how people solely live off air and the importance of remembering your sanity, alongside your pin.
While you were asleep: Trump demonstration turns bloody, Bernie down for ice-meme, Salt Bae casts vote
Morning! It was an historic evening as Berkeley saw another bloody demonstration, Bernie Sanders’ legacy was ruined and a one-note song played its part in a referendum.
While you were asleep: Draft Bernie launch party, Iceland anti-pineapple pizza, Sara Connor faces jail, puns
Morning, you brain-dead geniuses. What happened while you were asleep? Well, a former Bernie staffer launched the US progressive party, the Icelandic PM moved to ban the Hawaiian pizza (sort of), and an Australian faces a Balinese jail.
While you were asleep: Male birth control cometh, Harambe back from the dead, Bernie Sanders: fashion icon
The majesty of Humpday is upon us. What happened while you were asleep? Things got very silly indeed. A chip that resembled Harambe sold for $100k, Bernie Sanders was inspo for high fashion, and male birth control almost arrived.
Identity politics, a victim fest, the greatest hits of Trump and the last(ish) stand of Bernie. If you thought the DNC would be sensible, yeah nah.