As the internet pointed out, we’re nowhere close to wearing the fashion that ‘Blade Runner’ promised us. Frankly, this is not the first time this has happened. I’ve been taking notes.
Clearly, the billionaires of this world aren’t movie people, as they’ve decided to ignore the lessons of sci-fi, and are moving heavy industry off-world. Should be fine.
Fully functioning sexbots are only a decade away, but the concept of the carnal robot has long taken root in our fiction. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
If you’re still unsure which way you’ll vote today, we call bulldust. We know exactly who you’re voting for, and we have the test to prove it.
Blade Runner 2049 has a central problem, it serves two masters. Trying to be original, and just like original, both of which dooms it be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.