Before Boris Johnson got the Prime Ministership via 0.13% of the British population, he attended Eton, a school that educates 6% of Britain but has produced 74% of their leaders.
The danger isn’t Boris Johnson, it’s the team he’s chosen. Widely known as populists, Leavers and professional psychopaths, this cabal is set to shape policy.
Greenpeace has written Boris an angry letter, climate protestors have thrown themselves in front of his car to find out, yet no-one knows what he thinks of the environment. His track record is…puzzling.
With Boris Johnson set to become the Prime Minister of Britain, he joins the triumvirate of global leaders who use folksy stupidity to distract from the evil within.
Our climate apocalypse, kids in cages, Boris Johnson steering Brexit. Many people are wondering what we did to deserve such a bleak set of circumstances. Well, let me tell you.
Well, what a week it was. Theresa May and Bill Shorten left their posts, but the internet desired something far kinkier.
The internet is reeling from the image of Theresa May dancing in South Africa. However, it’s what the British do best. They breed their politicians to be awkward.
Boris Johnson’s moronic burqa rhetoric has been cribbed directly from Donald’s playbook. We need to focus on what he’s attempting to do, not how he’s trying to smooth it over.
Well, there’s shades of difference this morning, as Boris Johnson quit over Brexit, the internet danced over a ruling and Robin Wright finally decided to address Spaceygate.
The UK has taken a strong stand against Russia in the wake of the Sergei Skripal poisoning. The only problem is that they’re short on evidence.
What a week it has been. old enemies have kicked off fresh hostilities, Peter Dutton hit both a new high and a new low, and one man took a train ride he’ll never forget.
Public holiday Monday. It doesn’t matter, because you’re all still asleep. Trump assassinated by lobster, Bill Cosby wins Nobel Prize, Katy calls for Swift peace action.
Frank Rarely, head of Fake News at our Canberra Bureau, flew to London for an exclusive post-election interview with Theresa May. Here’s the account of their cathartic conversation.
The first bricks of a hate wall, the stripping back of pretence and a picnic spoiled. Winners, all. Oh, #Auspol, what are you like?
With the Brit parliament currently debating the particulars of the Brexit, there’s still the matter of the EU looking to bandage the cuts of those who voted against it.
Mother’s on the phone asking us to move back home post Brexit, but until she sorts the office out, we’re avoiding her calls.
Embittered payback, skipping homework and dad humour. No, it’s not my formative years, it was this week in #AusPol!
Europe once again heard the doorbell of terrorism on its doorstep, the UK continues to get worse post Brexit, and Australia voted, but we don’t have a leader.
Ugh. It’s early. What happened while you were asleep? Boris Johnson decided he didn’t want to be PM and Queensland decided to start drinking earlier.
Its a very special wrap this week focusing on the Brexit. Economists, Neo-cons, Expert commentary from Lindsay Lohan. Hooley dooley.
Morning, you. What happened while you were asleep? Well Boris Johnson let the Brexit result slip, the sit-in ends in breakfast and Zeppelin rules the courthouse.
The biggest benefactor of the Brexit decision may not be Britain or the EU, but rather one Boris Johnson.