Well, another week, another shot to the national solar plexus. This week, the UK tried to move past Theresa May and the federales raided aunty’s drawer. Hooray.
Donald Trump has returned to the United Kingdom, but I fear those who have mobilised against him have already lost.
Writing from an ex-British colony, John Cleese has redoubled his anti-immigration sentiment, claiming that London is no longer an English city.
Well, it’s Monday, at it makes no sense. Scott Morrison suspiciously shook up his middle-management, Nigel Farage may represent the UK at the EU, and we’re all becoming far more stupid. Yay.
Well, what a week it was. Theresa May and Bill Shorten left their posts, but the internet desired something far kinkier.
The English media believe that a Brexit supporter (and military veteran) is the latest victim of a milkshake. After an analysis of the splatter pattern, one Twitter user begs to differ.
Well, it’s death for Brexit once more, as Theresa May’s plan to satisfy everyone, satisfied no-one. The Liberal Party is being taken to court and a smart man said a very stupid thing. Go back to bed, please.
While 90% of Brits believe that the handling of Brexit has been humiliating, the calls for a second referendum are growing. Of course, this presents yet more problems.
The murder of journalist Lyra McKee sends an obvious message. The troubled Northern Ireland of yore hasn’t left – it is here to stay.
Well, we’ve passed the deadline set for Brexit with no deal in sight. So, what options are left on the table, and where do they go from here?
It’s been a week of relative detritus what with One Nation and Brexit. But there was a dog…and perhaps that is enough.
That particularly titanic vessel has struck the iceberg, with Theresa May promising to quit on the condition that her unbackable version of Brexit passes. You read that right.
With the final countdown into the single digits, the options left for Brexit are particularly thin. One, unfortunately, involves dragging it out further. Are we there yet?
What a week it was. Christchurch suffered Australian-grown terrorism, our children marched to make us see the obvious and one homeless teen beat the odds.
Many have suggested that the ALP’s Medevac support is dangerously close to the Tampa incident that lost them the 2001 election. But, does history serve as a rule?
Britain may be quickly approaching the worst possible outcome for Brexit, but a more united brand of democracy is already on the rise: crowdfunded politics.
Well, it’s been a difficult one. Theresa May barely kept her job, ugliness revisited the streets of Melbourne and a sweet new hairdo hit China.
In an extraordinary move, Queen Elizabeth II has returned herself to power after “having enough” of Brexit.
What a bloodbath. This morning, Theresa May suffered the greatest defeat in registered history, as the parliament laughed off her Brexit deal. So, what happens now?
Well, Theresa May survived overnight’s leadership spill. However, I am worried that our national condition has now reached foreign shores. We’ve failed to contain it.
Last night, the European Court of Justice allowed the UK to kill off Brexit without penalty. Disappointingly, Theresa May’s titanic deck chair shuffling may see that deal expire.
This week was heavy with Brexit splitting the Tories, former Khmer Rouge leaders found guilty of genocide and a jilted bride dishing revenge while it was still hot. At least we got a laugh in at ScoMo…that’s something, right?