Parting, as a great person said, is such unnecessary sorrow. With Parliament green-lighting the Brexit, expect a particularly messy divorce.
Last week, Tony Blair took it upon himself to change the minds of those who voted for Brexit. As he is one of those responsible for circumstances that enabled the vote, perhaps he should quietly slip to the background.
With the Brit parliament currently debating the particulars of the Brexit, there’s still the matter of the EU looking to bandage the cuts of those who voted against it.
Mother’s on the phone asking us to move back home post Brexit, but until she sorts the office out, we’re avoiding her calls.
Morn, all! What happened while you were asleep? Well Theresa is serious about leaving, yet more financial shenanigans from Canberra, and we have yet another name to attach to 007. Ffs.
The change in political thought brought on by Brexit and Trump has formalised the world of PR in the democratic process. So what’s #Nexit?
With the general consensus in Europe being suspicion toward the US, they’ve started quietly forming their own combined army via a joint bank account.
The winning vote for a Donald Trump presidency has seen cries that democracy has failed and strong rejection from those oppose. Seems nothing was learned from Brexit, right?
The general consensus is that 2016 can eat a bag of dicks. So let’s savour other fruits before we apathetically return to the bag for 2017…
I’m out of jam. Sigh. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Brexit took a turn for the worse, Dreamworld announced the closure of that ride and the Palace asked the people to back off.
The week that was saw the Brexit bomb, Australia pained by shootings, Scott Ludlam take leave to address mental health and Steven Seagal given Russian citizenship from ol’ buddy Vlad.
Monday as a public holiday. You betwixing thing, you. What happened while you were asleep? Some of Trump’s tax return was leaked, Brexit meant Brexit and Daniel Ricciardo drank from a shoe (please stop, Daniel).
Hump-Day. Tee-hee. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Elon Musk is sending us all to Mars, which is great because our growth is the lowest it’s been since the GFO, and the Prez debate continues to make no sense.
Powered by nostalgia, the Brexit has emboldened Britain to rebuild the Empire. But as they seek new partners abroad, the lessons of history remain.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well…David Cameron quit (again), Daniel Radcliffe may be Potter once more, and a record number of people decided not to pay for Narcos.
Monday morning. Why. What happened while you were asleep? Well, we could see the forced migration of 25,000 commuters, Apple ditched the home button and the greatest limp effort of democracy since the last one.
The deceitful campaign of pro-Brexiteers strangely mirrors the image of the post-Iraq Blair Government painted in the recent Chilcot Inquiry. So…next: the Brexit Inquiry?
In part three of our What’s Nexit? series: the response to the Brexit challenges not the result of the referendum but the democratic process which achieved it.
Morning! What happened while you were dozing? #AusWaits set to be turned in concert to raise awareness, Rio Games may be canned and the British are broke, but stoic.
From the shadowed ruins of Brexit, the level minded approach of women such as Angela Merkel and Nicola Sturgeon will be crucial in both damage limitation and moving forward.
With racism one of Brexit’s main narratives, part two of our What’s nexit? series asks: what will the conversation surrounding immigration sound like, moving forward?
Top o’ the morn. What happened while you were asleep? Well, the lawyers were called over the Brexit, we might not know our Election results until Friday, and the Vikings are out.