Donald Trump has returned to the United Kingdom, but I fear those who have mobilised against him have already lost.
Writing from an ex-British colony, John Cleese has redoubled his anti-immigration sentiment, claiming that London is no longer an English city.
Well, it’s Monday, at it makes no sense. Scott Morrison suspiciously shook up his middle-management, Nigel Farage may represent the UK at the EU, and we’re all becoming far more stupid. Yay.
Well, what a week it was. Theresa May and Bill Shorten left their posts, but the internet desired something far kinkier.
The English media believe that a Brexit supporter (and military veteran) is the latest victim of a milkshake. After an analysis of the splatter pattern, one Twitter user begs to differ.