As it has been long established, humans are subject to six unifying emotions. However, with the birth of technology that mimics us for our benefit, this represents a problem.
It’s a modern problem. They don’t reply, our world crumbles to salt and ash. But why? Why do we feel like this, and why don’t they text back?
Donald Trump’s acidic rhetoric might seem new, but a man who has been dead for 2,000 years has him figured out.
The read receipt: the function that allows others to see that you’ve seen their messages. The next great (read: destructive mind-game) tactic in the dating world.
Apparently, the key to a lasting union is arguing effectively, thus avoiding what are now being dubbed “the four horsemen of the relationship apocalypse” (not our term).
There are no small people, just small talk. Science has explained why we feel the compulsion to do it, but I say it’s time we ban it altogether. For our kids.