The read receipt: the function that allows others to see that you’ve seen their messages. The next great (read: destructive mind-game) tactic in the dating world.
Apparently, the key to a lasting union is arguing effectively, thus avoiding what are now being dubbed “the four horsemen of the relationship apocalypse” (not our term).
There are no small people, just small talk. Science has explained why we feel the compulsion to do it, but I say it’s time we ban it altogether. For our kids.