In the informed streets of Japan, not having a dad is no longer a problem. Not because they’re woke, but because you can hire one.
In this latest Fake News exclusive, Ivanka explains why she believes her dad will eventually triumph over CNN and the New York Times and become America’s most beloved President.
Direct from the White House, Ivanka explains the extreme measures being taken to help the public understand her dad.
In this exclusive advisory for Fake News, Ivanka reveals that giving advice to her Dad has about the same effect as lying down on the tracks to prevent a train-wreck.
Being a dad is a tough gig, and thanks to our partners at Lifebroker, we’ve got the stats to prove it!