Morning all! What happened while you were asleep? Well, the funding for the Paralympics was spent on renovations, China confused us all, and the Depp/Heard divorce was finalised.
While you were Asleep: Joyce dips to cannibalism, editor crushes kid, US states sue US Gov over transgender bathroom plan
Top o’ the morning. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Barnaby Joyce threatened cannibalism and the US sued itself. Standard.
Johnny Depp is back. Playing Donald Trump. In a feature-length TV Movie. Directed by Ron Howard. Yeah, you read that right.