Over in Russia, Dominos promised a lifetime supply of pizza to anyone who got a tattoo of their logo. Sadly, their noble plan went awry.
Current Affairs Wrap: US shoots itself in the foot, Joyce peaces out, Dominos orgasmic new direction
Dearie me, what a week. Barnaby Joyce finally fell on his sword, America hid behind a gun and one pizza empire got surprisingly smutty.
CAW: The man behind the Trump and weapons of maths deduction
In the case of the evil Trump machine, it turns out the butler may have done it after all. This weekly TBS procedural also investigates the case of the mathematical muck-up and the untangling of the Australian taxation system.