According to the ruling of one German court, being hungover is actually an illness. Therefore, those sick days are legitimate. Five-day bender, anyone?
While we may not consume the most on a global scale, our proud history of drinking could see it last far beyond modern hand-wringing.
Employment is a cruel mistress, yes, but according to a new study, those who are forced to smile at work often drink heavily when they get home.
Sometimes to kick a habit, all we need is a gentle prod. Or in this case, a subdermal electronic snitch.
Over in the UK, one rejected Tinder date exhibited some premium adulting, asking his date to refund the solitary drink he bought. Sigh.