This morning we discovered that football is not coming home. But, as a supporter of England, losing at the point of victory is all we know. It’s fine.
To prove that we’re truly in the underworld, England has advanced in the World Cup by virtue of a penalty shootout. What?
Well, Monday. It’s a thing. Overnight, England dared to dream, New South Wales actually won and one notable out-of-touch Turk voted for another.
Mother’s on the phone asking us to move back home post Brexit, but until she sorts the office out, we’re avoiding her calls.
Morning. What happened while you were asleep? England defeated by Iceland, Plibersek outguns Bond villain on QandA and Harmonica Vacuum sweeps Japan. You’re dreaming. This isn’t real. shhh.
What happened while you were asleep, Pumpkin? Well, California is richer than France, Bob Katter faces art critics and more chicanery at the Euro.